SARDAR JEE SMS COLLECTION
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Sardar was sitting in his shop. A boy came & shouted, "Sardar jee, aag lag gayi."
Sardar, "Mainu kee?"
Boy, "Oye, aag twade ghar witch lagi hai."
Sardar, "Tainu kee?"
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Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
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Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
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Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha"Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi" Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, "jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana" MEHUL PRAJAPATI
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon
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Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"Sardar: "Keh Day NA"Prito: "Nahi Na"Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
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sardar- baniye nu aapa dono vidi vatta karde ha..baniya theek hai pehla tu de .. sardar -nahi tu pehla de mera cheti ho jaanda hai tu baad ch jyada time lana hai ..baniya theek hai ..sardar- baniye nu koda karke bund ch fasa deda hai baniya cheek marda holi kar yaar sardar kari jaanda hai sardar da ban jaanda hai sardar kehnda yaar tu changi tara nahi deda main ni karda.................
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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le
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Son to Sardar: papa ap k pas 5 rupe hon ge ? Sardar : han puter ye meri right wali pocket se nikal lo, pocket phati howi thi, bache k hath main lun a gaya, sardar: onhon, left wali se nikal lo , left wali b phati ho thi, bache k hath main phir lun a gaya , son : gusse main, pesa 1 nai lun 2 , 2 rake howe hain
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